- The reading material at the barber shop entirely of murder stories,mysteries,thrillers and ghost tales.When I asked the barber if he wanted to terrify his customers,he replied,"no sir.These books make the cutomers' hair stand up and then it becomes easier to trim and cut."
- A guy was on trial for murder & if convicted would get the electric chair...So his brother bribed the head of the jury.He promised to pay him $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.The jury was out an entire week & returned with a verdict of manslaughter.After the trial,the brother went to the head of the jury's house,told him what a great job he had done & paid him the $10,000.The head of the jury replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to charge the change to manslaughter.They all wanted to let him go.
- Seorang ustaz membawa anak-anak muridnya yang masih kecil ke masjid untuk solat Jumaat.
Ustaz : Ingat semua,jangan bising ketika khatib sedang membaca
khutbah.Tahu tak kenapa?
Anak-anak murid : Tahu Ustaz...supaya tak mengganggu orang2
dewasa yg sdg tidur.
khutbah.Tahu tak kenapa?
Anak-anak murid : Tahu Ustaz...supaya tak mengganggu orang2
dewasa yg sdg tidur.
4. Seorang makcik bertanya penjaga tiket,"keretapi pukul berapa?"Jawab penjaga tiket,"Dari
Dari Alor Setar sampai pukul 2 ptg,dari Kota Bharu sampai pukul 1 ptg,dari KL sampai
pukul 4 petang,dari Gemas 1 jam lagi.Makcik nak pergi mana?"Makcik itu menjawab,"Tak
ke mana...makcik nak lintas rel sahaja...."
Dari Alor Setar sampai pukul 2 ptg,dari Kota Bharu sampai pukul 1 ptg,dari KL sampai
pukul 4 petang,dari Gemas 1 jam lagi.Makcik nak pergi mana?"Makcik itu menjawab,"Tak
ke mana...makcik nak lintas rel sahaja...."