Let's relax our mind(^_^)

1. The reading material at the barber shop entirely of murder stories,mysteries,thrillers and ghost tales.When I asked the barber if he wanted to terrify his customers,he replied,"no sir.These books make the cutomers' hair stand up and then it becomes easier to trim and cut."
2. A guy was on trial for murder & if convicted would get the electric chair...So his brother bribed the head of the jury.He promised to pay him $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.The jury was out an entire week & returned with a verdict of manslaughter.After the trial,the brother went to the head of the jury's house,told him what a great job he had done & paid him the $10,000.The head of the jury replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to charge the change to manslaughter.They all wanted to let him go.
3. Seorang ustaz membawa anak-anak muridnya yang masih kecil ke masjid untuk solat Jumaat.

Ustaz : Ingat semua,jangan bising ketika khatib sedang membaca
khutbah.Tahu tak kenapa?
Anak-anak murid : Tahu Ustaz...supaya tak mengganggu orang2
dewasa yg sdg tidur.

4. Seorang makcik bertanya penjaga tiket,"keretapi pukul berapa?"Jawab penjaga tiket,"Dari
Dari Alor Setar sampai pukul 2 ptg,dari Kota Bharu sampai pukul 1 ptg,dari KL sampai
pukul 4 petang,dari Gemas 1 jam lagi.Makcik nak pergi mana?"Makcik itu menjawab,"Tak
ke mana...makcik nak lintas rel sahaja...."